Friends, I have something very serious to discuss with you today. As you may have heard, there is a huge problem greatly impacting all of us. In fact, should we not do something about it, I would go so far as to predict that the end is nigh. It may be too late to save some of you, and for that I’m very sorry. You see, you have all been affected by a “big data” problem.
You didn’t know you had a big data problem? How could you not? It seems like every time you turn around, someone is telling you about how you need a solution for your big data problem. Just doing a quick scan of the recent news, I can see some compelling articles: